Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Rob's Weekly Rants: Week Peter



88s and Heartbreak


(Bohm, avert your eyes. This gets a little rough.)

Comrades,

Once again this year Rob has given me the opportunity to hijack WNQ so his disjointed and nonsensical ramblings are not the only public face of our league. We cannot descend into a fascist state and allow this president to suppress our voices. We must be heard and our glorious socialist paradigms cannot go unheeded! Given Rob’s position of power and posting exclusivity, I have limited confidence these published words are actually mine and not edited beyond recognition. As a litmus test I offer the following: No one likes Rob and he has small genitals. [Editor's Note: I'll have you know my genitals are in fact quite large and inflamed. - Bob] 

Let Red October commence!

Alright, I can’t keep the Bolshevik stuff up any longer [Ed. Note: Cop out. If he was truly dedicated to this, he would continue]. I opted to go analytical and data-heavy this year, so bear with me. This is lengthy. Regarding the post title (forgive the Kanye reference) [Ed. Note: I approve of all Mr. Kardashian references, for the record], we’re taking a historical look at the general luck of our league and reevaluating past performance. I think we can all agree that fantasy is equal parts skill and blinding luck. As a pretty established bottom dweller around here, it’s convenient to blame my performance on bad luck. In my mind, there are really 2 types of misfortune when it comes to fantasy: the team-crippling-injury type [Ed. Note: As an aside, here is an interesting article discussing the rise in ACL injuries this year. Peter's players have been surprisingly absent. Is the curse broken?] and the week-to-week, my-opponent-flat-blew-up-and-I-lost type (aka you score 100 points a week and lose all 13 games if your opponents always score 101). We all know I’m familiar with the former, but it turns out not so much with the latter.

When I started crunching numbers, I was mostly interested in this theory I had that your end of season, pre-playoff, rank was more dependent on how well your opponents played against you (i.e. your Points Against) than how skilled your team actually was (i.e. Points For). I was convinced that I was frequently screwed by my opponent curb stomping me with banner weeks in spite of my respectable point totals. The years in which I could barely field a team with intact knee ligaments are clearly an aside. I set out to look at a correlation between rank in Points For and Points Against as compared to regular season final rank. For reference, I only used ESPN league years because enough data just isn’t available from the Yahoo dark ages. Here’s how it played out:

Rank In Points For To End Of Season Rank




Rank In Points Against To End Of Season Rank



 [Ed. Note: These graphs make no sense. Ignore them.]

In general, that worked out in line with my expectations. The correlation coefficient for Points For is 0.577 and for Points Against is 0.671. Neither of those are great values, but at least the association seems more linear for Points Against. So we can weakly conclude that it’s better to be lucky than good.  In my head that confirmed it; I was getting screwed and that’s why I never make the playoffs. Then I looked at the numbers a little deeper…

First some basic assumptions:

1) Your primary goal is just to make the playoffs. Crazy shit happens in the playoffs and middling teams end up winning our championship all the time. The variance is so high in fantasy and that luck factor of how well your opponent performs on any given week is incredibly strong. In single elimination playoffs someone gets lucky and wins. If you can make the playoffs, you’ve got a chance at the title. [Ed. Note: Unless you're anyone besides Scott, Jason, Drew, or Ryan Good. Then you chance is zero percent.]

2) You only have to be average to make the playoffs. Half of the league makes it (and for a long time it was 60% of the league). Only once has a team with a better than .500 record missed the playoffs and that was Kim with her endless ties last year. If you are completely average and go 0.500 you’ll get in.

3) 88 points is your magic number (thus the title). If you average our scores across all of the ESPN years, the weekly average for points is 88.4. If your team averages more than that for the season you’ve got a 84% chance of making the playoffs over the last 4 years (16/19 times). The average weekly score of playoff teams is 93.3 points. If you get there or better you’ve got 100% chance historically of making the playoffs.

4) You should assume your opponents will average 88.4 points per week as well. On any given week, if you score more than that you will win more often than not. If you score less, you will lose more often than not.

5) Sometimes you’re going to get screwed and sometimes you’re going to get lucky. You might win scoring 75 points or lose scoring 100. It happens, but it should even out at the end of the season right?

6) If it doesn’t even out for you over the course of a season (or 4 seasons), you were either lucky or unlucky. You won too many games scoring less than 89 or lost too many scoring more than 88.

7) If you were lucky or unlucky, your team was probably better or worse than your win-loss record shows. I think point totals are a better assessment of team quality than win-loss because win-loss forces assessment of these minute differences in teams to a binary [Ed note: he used the word binary!] level. That binary [Ed. note: twice!] distinction of win or lose is super dependent on your opponent’s performance, while in reality your team’s performance has absolutely no relationship to your opponent (unlike real sports). This is that example of losing all 13 games while scoring exactly 100 points every week. It’s possible and that would be some bad luck for a pretty good team.

8) Understand that this year is a little different now that we’ve added fractional points. Rob covered this once before, but I’m estimating fractional points are worth somewhere in the range of an extra 3.5-5 points per week, based on 7 skill players earning fractionals which reasonably average out to 0.5 points per player (with some wiggle room for extra fractional points in that players non-traditional point scoring route; like fractional running yards for a QB, or fractional receiving yards for a RB). The average score through 7 weeks is 91.7, or 3.3 points more than the magic 88.4. Good enough for me.

So here’s what I did: I went back through the last 4 years and looked at how many times a year each person got screwed (scored 89 or above and lost) or got lucky (scored 88 or less and won). Theoretically that should even out over the course of a season, but it doesn’t always. Yes I realize there are some confounders like everyone doesn’t play everyone an equal number of times every year AND we changed the number of players in the league diluting talent AND sometimes people just give up on their season and it’s easier to beat them (see Godin, Computer Buffalo Dung etc.) [Ed. note: I think we sometimes give Kyle too much credit for poor showing that year. While Computer Buffalo Dung and the Season of Doom was certainly fluky, at the time, since then Kyle has drafted his own team and been just as bad. Kim has computer drafted and made the playoffs before. I don't think Kyle is entirely to blame for his bad season, but he gets a lion's share.]. Get over it. I think it’s a decent way to look at how lucky or unlucky we have been both overall and for individual years. Here are some informative charts and my general conclusions (again, this is just for the last 4 years). The luck aggregate is your balance of times lucky and times screwed, with a negative number meaning you got screwed. The other 2 charts are overall records with an adjusted record correcting for your luck aggregate. Ties are a half win and a half loss, with adjustments in the luck aggregate for a lucky tie (aka scoring 88 or less and tying) or vice versa. The data:


Player
Luck Aggregate
Drew
2.5
Travis
-2
Davis
2
Peter
0
Jason
0
Rob
4.5
Kim
-1.5
Good
1
Donel
-0.5
Kyle
5
Scott
-6


Team Specific Stats
Wins
Losses
Percentage
Adjusted
Drew
37.5
14.5
0.721153846
0.673076923
Ryan Good
32
20
0.615384615
0.596153846
Ryan Davis
8
5
0.615384615
0.461538462
Travis
30
22
0.576923077
0.615384615
Rob
28.5
23.5
0.548076923
0.461538462
Jason
26
26
0.5
0.5
Kyle
23
29
0.442307692
0.346153846
Scott
23
29
0.442307692
0.557692308
Kim
22.5
29.5
0.432692308
0.461538462
Peter
22
30
0.423076923
0.423076923
Donel
18.5
33.5
0.355769231
0.365384615

Team Specific Stats
Wins
Losses
Percentage
Adjusted
Drew
37.5
14.5
0.721153846
0.673076923
Travis
30
22
0.576923077
0.615384615
Ryan Good
32
20
0.615384615
0.596153846
Scott
23
29
0.442307692
0.557692308
Jason
26
26
0.5
0.5
Ryan Davis
8
5
0.615384615
0.461538462
Rob
28.5
23.5
0.548076923
0.461538462
Kim
22.5
29.5
0.432692308
0.461538462
Peter
22
30
0.423076923
0.423076923
Donel
18.5
33.5
0.355769231
0.365384615
Kyle
23
29
0.442307692
0.346153846

The last chart just re-orders the same data ranking by adjusted win percentage and hopefully gives a better sense for actual overall team quality. There are 11 of us here because I cut out Godin as there isn’t much to draw from his performance last year. So what can we take away from this?

1.     Kyle has been terrible. Clearly that computer-drafted year is going to skew his overall record toward worse, but he’s also been incredibly lucky. His luck aggregate adjusts him to 5 more losses and a drop in winning percentage of almost 10%. He goes from 7th best record to worst. If you look closely, it was really all 2010 when he somehow had the league’s best record while picking up FIVE lucky wins out of 9.  He scored 88 or less and won FIVE times.  How is that possible?

That’s the total balance of his luck aggregate right there. He was 8th out of 10 in points for that year, while having the fewest points scored against him by a wide margin (almost 6 points a game less than the next closest person). That’s a bad team that just got lucky. If there’s ever going to be proof that win-loss is not an accurate descriptor of team quality, it’s that.

2.     The opposite of Kyle is Scott, who adjusts to 6 more wins and an improvement in his overall win percentage of 11.5%. He jumps in overall rank  from 8th to 4th. That’s an unlucky man. He’s a net negative 1 so far this year also, continuing the trend.

3.     I’m not unlucky at all, netting out to zero for a luck aggregate. Thanks to Kyle’s awfulness I do jump one spot from 10th to 9th in overall rank though. That’s something.

4.     The other luckiest player? Rob, with an aggregate of 4.5 toward the lucky side. I’ve been wondering how his consistently terrible teams keep sneaking into the playoffs. He’s already planning to miss them this year [Ed. note: 4-3 bitch! Second place snitches!].

What does all of this mean for this year? Probably not much at this point. Through 7 weeks, using the league average of ~92, Kim and myself are both a +1 on the lucky side. Jason, Drew, and Scott are -1 to the unlucky side. There’s still plenty of time for that to even out.

It’s interesting to do some playoff prognostication looking at that those initial scatter diagrams, though. If you decide to use Points For (historical positive predictive value of 84% for making the playoffs if your team scores better than the league average), Rob, Travis, and myself are good bets. Dane and Scott are really really close to the threshold. If you believe it’s better to be lucky than good and use Points Against, the math gets slightly less convincing. Your rank in Points Against correlates a little better with your final position than Points For (remember 0.67 to 0.57 from the scatter diagrams). But, if you use actual values for Points Against (aka how likely are you to make the playoffs when your opponents average less than the league average each week) the positive predictive value is worse than Points For at 74% (or 14/19 times). By that metric Scott, Travis, Dane, Good, myself, and surprisingly Kyle are better bets.

I think it makes sense to combine both for prognostic purposes. You end up with Travis, Dane, Scott, and myself on both lists. I’d bet on that list [Ed. note: Travis, Dane, Scott, and Peter are just the worst teams to be in the playoffs. The only way to make it worse would be to add Jason.]. And really it makes sense that those are the people scoring the most points and having the least points scored against them. Of course they will win more often. Kim, Jason, Donel, Drew, and Davis: You have been neither lucky nor good.

If you made it this far - congratulations, you officially enjoy fantasy football and math as much as I do. We both need help. That’s all for now. Rob sucks.

“All power to the Soviets”

8=========> Peter <=========8

Friday, October 18, 2013

Rob's Rants, Week 7: Missed Deadlines, World Travel, and the Monkey in the Middle


Hey guys, what's happening? I'm doing well, thank you. What's that? Hoping for a WNQ last week? Well have I the story for you.

But not really. The reality of the situation is that I've been traveling since last Saturday and been kind of off the grid, despite being actively on the grid in the heart of Seattle. This, combined with the fact that I'm still tied to the antiquated idea of a desktop computer, has negatively affected my productivity. Luckily, I have an iPad and free airport wifi on my way from Seattle to Chicago for Groin Wolf's wedding.

By the way, wouldn't it be awesome/ridiculous if we used FF names to reference decidedly non-FF related events occurring in managers lives? "I can't wait to see Daughter of Diaper Money." "I partied in Vermont with the Trail of Tears." "I walked up the escalator and ran into The Bolshevik Revolution." I will now start trying to do this whenever possible.

I had originally planned to use this week to do a playoff chances breakdown, but that has proven difficult. We have four 2-4 teams and five 3-3 teams, not to mention the two 4-2 teams. We have no undefeated teams, and the cream of the crop so far, Peter, plays 4-2 Dane, which will either a) pull him back to the pack or, more likely, b) mark Dane's descent into the Monkey in the Middle, ie, the apocalyptic logjam of average teams that will continue to eat each other alive until only a few survive.

I'm going to save the brunt of my wordsmithing for next week, when I've, you know, got a computer and can look at my history logs and stat sheets. For now, a few thoughts...

While I'd prefer to forget a Week 5 that marked my defeat at the hands of Jewish Malificent, I would like to highlight the Kim/Scott game. Kim, a consensus worst 3-3 team, beat Scott, barely, 76.9 to 76.1. This one week after Scott converted a loss to a win once score checking had been completed by ESPN.com. Two games with the score deided by less than a point! Without fractional scores, those could have both been ties. Scott would be 1-3-2 and would have more ties than wins.
I've been trying to change my team name to somehow mock/oppose the team I am playing on any giving week, leading to such classic match ups as "Team Pausegate vs The Unpauser," and "Bolshevik Revolution vs Tsar Romanov." I struggled when facing the poorly named 'My Team,' presuming that the opposite of My Team was Your Team. Peter, however, correctly pointed out that the opposite of My Team (Travis) would actually be 'My Team' (Rob). This as genius. This led to a match up of My Team (2-3) with My Team (2-3), which, of course, led to a My Team victory. This week, in an ode to the league, I've decided to go with Ryda top, Drew bottom, which I figured would only be fitting on Drew's wedding weekend. My second choice w Undescended Ballers.
Is Jason's team suddenly competent? After an 0-4 start he has pulled out two impressive victories. I would hold off on this assessment. Jason is being carried, almost single-handedly by he KC defense. Last week they put up 26 points, which is really not atypical of their production this season. I am tempted, however, to believe that this level of productivity is unsustainable, and am not sure Jason can rise above. Without his defense, Jason scored 72 points last week.

The Case of Dane: while he is nowhere near as terrible as I assumed he would be, the cracks are beginning to show. As noted, Dane has a team more shallow than a bathtub. With players on bye, this becomes more apparent, forcing him to start players like B Powell from NYJ (whose first name I'm not sure of), and others. This will only worsen with the demise of Julio Jones. But hey, he got another 13.5 points from the bench for RG3! A great investment!

As mentioned, my goal is to avoid much prognosticating for the playoffs until next week. But I will say a few things. Believe it or not, I have the #2 scoring offense. I also have the #3 most PA, hence my 3-3 record. Peter has the unusual combo of most PF and least PA; here is an example of a good team that is also getting really, really lucky. Drew and Kim are both 3-3 with PF of 528 and 498, respectively. The 2-4 teams: Kyle (561), Scott (551), Travis (541), Jason (540). Either Kim/Drew start scoring more, or they won't be .500 for long.

I'll be back for more (much more) next week. Until then, I'll leave you with this link to what NFL logos would look like if all the teams were British:

http://daveartlocker.blogspot.com/2013/02/what-if-all-nfl-logos-were-british.html

Be prepared for monocles, top hats, and team names like "Stripey Wotsits."

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Something Random

Week 5 WNQ is below. Scroll down if you want to see it. I stumbled upon something awesome, though.

Blogspot keeps track of how viewers get to your page. The majority of people come from the site itself (since that is what is embedded in the FF website).

I also get page views from google. This would be understandable. If you type in "Bob fantasy football WNQ" I'm like the first dozen hits. There's another site called "vampirestat.com"that is some sort of domain appraisal service. I'm not sure how I fit into this, but multiple people have found this website through that. Bizarre. I'm guessing it is all people trying to found Wes Welker fan sites.

Finally, I have one hit from the google search "funny fantasy lm notes." ('lm' being league manager, of course). I googled this and didn't find me in the first few pages and gave up. The google overlords, though, are officially tracking our league's progress, and will undoubtedly use this all against us at some point in the future.

WNQ 5: The Times They Are A Changing


Week 5 WNQ:

Name Crisis

I’m currently reevaluting my options for the name “Wednesday Night Quarterback.” I am displeased with this name for multiple reasons. Well, really, two reasons. First, it is a rip off of Tuesday Morning Quarterback, which is both better funded and better written. I don’t like inviting the comparison. Second, it never comes out on Wednesday, so it seems like a misnomer that must be corrected.

I’ve tried to come up with other ideas, but I’m currently stymied. If inspiration hits me, however, the name WNQ will be unceremoniously retired and replaced by whatever this bigger, better name is.

A Roundup of Things I Find Interesting

I’m over the days of trying to be equitable and give each team a moment in the spotlight. If you want a recap of each and every fantasy game, you can go to the scoreboard and peruse the facts. I’ve decided to focus, instead, on things I can judge more subjectively.

First, a scoring trend. Here is a list demonstrating the number of 100+ point games had during a given week.

Week 1: 6
Week 2: 4
Week 3: 2
Week 4: 7

It’s truly astonishing (and, perhaps, either a testament to manager play or the NFL itself) when over half the teams in the league score over 100 points.  This, unfortunately, also leads to some unlucky losers.

In the Russian Revolution Classic, the reds steamrolled the Romanovs’ and executed their entire family 133.9 to 110.1. With the third highest score of the week, I’m disappointed to suffer a loss, but pleased that my team isn’t entirely hopeless. Anastasia is still alive, I say! There is still hope for the Romanov Dynasty!

Also a victim of this curse: Scott Baker, losing 106.4 to 105.3 to Drew. Fun Fact: Scott hasn’t scored less than 94 points this entire season, but is the unproud honor of a 1-3 record. Only a run in with the resident bottom feeder prevented him from starting with an 0-4 record.

This is somewhat insane. Peter has done some numbers work (which I won’t get into…that’s for another day) that looks at the magic number of points that suggest a win, in our league, specifically, is 88. Scott has bested this number every week and has only one win to show for it.

I think part of this is because of the change in scoring, I postulated that the max possible rise in score (assuming every player ended up with an extra “0.9” at the end of a game would be 6.3 points (which would put a winning score to be more along the lines of 94 points – the TMR postulate). This would be true if, in fact, a QB only ever threw the football, and never rushed. Or if a RB never caught a pass.

In fact, with the possibility of multiple category overlap, this number explodes. Even if you assume that each player only has two categories (passing/rushing for each QB, rushing/receiving for WR/RB/TE), that still leads to a maximum increase in points of 12.6 each week. While this is an unlikely number to obtained, it would not be unreasonable to expect and average of 0.5 more points per week from each QB/RB/WR/TE in their designated main specialty, and perhaps a similar amount in rushing/receiving/whatever. The numbers then quickly spiral out of control. Think about it. If Michael Vick threw for 223 yards and rushed for 79 yards last year, he would end up with 15 points. This year, he would end up with 16.8. 1.8 more points!

Suffice to say, we are in for a scoring bonanza this year, and records will fall. Look at it this way: of the seven teams who scored over 100 points last week. At least two would have been under 100 without the fractional points added by their starters…and that’s not even including the other fractional points hidden within their stats!

Despite this, neither Kim nor Dane could manage to break 81 points. I would mock them more, but I have bigger fish to fry.

Jewish Malificent is Dead. Long Live Jewish Malificent

Jason is 0-4. You read that right. Is his season over? I’ve pondered this.

I have neither the time nor resources to scan the league for any 0-4 starts leading to a playoff appearance. I have to imagine that the occurrences area zero number. The chance of Jason rising from the ashes is not impossible, but it is looking quite poor.

First, let’s look at this objectively. Jason is the second lowest scoring team in the league (right ahead of Kim. Woohoo!). While he does have a pretty astronomical PA (441.3, second highest in the league), he is averaging about 27 points less than his opponent scores every week. The average Jason opponent is scoring 110 points each week, in the face of a mere 83 from Jason. However, saying Jason scores 83 points per game would be a boldfaced lie. Let’s look at the numbers...

Week 1: 108.8
Week 2: 88.9
Week 3: 66.7
Week 4: 67

Jason is not a hit or miss team; he’s a team in decline. I suppose you could say that, based on this data, Jason has settled into a steady state of 67 points per game, which, as his current opponent, suits me just fine.

Where did Jason go wrong? A few postulates.

1) Quarterback woes

Jason (along with Travis) was the victim of the great QB rush of the early draft. Jason likely (and rightfully) postulated that he would be stuck with no worse than Tony Romo, the 12th back QB in the draft. He could not have anticipated, however, the fact that Dane would take both Aaron Rodgers and RG III, or that Donel would decide he wanted every midrange QB for his own. This left Jason with the dregs: this week Sam Bradford put up a weak 7.7 points for him. Both Bradford and Schaub (Jason’s other QB) are inconsistent QBs. They have the possibility of putting up the type of numbers every top 10 QB puts up on a weekly basis, but rarely much more. They also have the possibility of sucking.

2) Injuries

Steven Jackson’s thigh injury hurts the most, but lets not forget that the majority of Jason’s players are banged up and at risk for a meltdown

3) Lack of depth

Sure, there is Fred Jackson, Calvin Johnson, and (theoretically) MJD. But the rest of Jason’s team? Scrub RBs R’ Us (Jordan Todman? Daryl Richardson?),  Aaron Dobson (New England’s #12 WR), and a NYG TE (The Giants are the new Browns: do not start). There’s not much he has to fall back on, and in a busy league, there aren’t many players to pick up. Couple this with the Anti-Jason FAA laws, and its going to be a long, long season.

The worst overall part? Jason’s got the #1 D/ST in the league. What a waste! I’ll trade you another scrub RB for them.

Records and Shit

Congratulations to Kyle’s Tony Gonzalez: #2 TE with 26.9 points this week.

Has anyone noticed how TEs seem to be blowing up this year? Already we have three of the top ten performances by TEs in our league filled, and it’s week 4. This is not to mention both Donel and Ryan G having an additional play fall within one point of the top 10. It’s a TE renaissance…and there isn’t even Rob Gronkowski

Horrorscopes

Kyle: Bad luck will soon turn around. You’ve got all the pieces to a successful puzzle, they’ve just decided to underperform. Believe in LeSean McCoy and you shall be saved.

Scott: Make peace with those you have wronged, and appease the Shiva, or you shall be cursed forever. Your lucky color is Fuschia.

Ryan Good: You won’t get to play Jason every week, so aspire for more. Also, fear Native Americans. They hunt you while you sleep.

Rob: You will be rewarded for your struggles with a cupcake. His name is Jason.

Ryan Davis: A wise commissioner will always help you out with rules questions. A gift might go a long way. He likes whiskey.

Peter: World domination will soon be yours. Communism is the way of the future. Вы - хуже всего.

Donel: Second place? How did you get there? What devil are you worshipping? Can you have him call me?

Jason: Eventually, everybody loses. Even you. Avoid stock markets and busy streets. It’s your time.

Dane: The end is nigh. Repent.

Travis: I don’t care how many times you say it: Rob Gronkowski is not saving your season.

Drew: The universe does not understand your fantasy football name. Is it alone? Does anyone get the reference?

Kim: There’s always Fantasy Baseball, right?


And Now For Something Completely Different

Two videos and one sentence:



Remember "The Fox" video I showed you all? It just became a Top 10 hit.